Sunday, November 9, 2008


You know they will sell any-damn-thing. There is this new product called a SNUGGIE. The premise is that it is a blanket with sleeves - keep warm while maintaining the use of your hands. Who in the hell "invented" this? It is basically a backwards monk's robe! They should include a bible and a rope belt with it as accessories. I hope I never walk into someone's home and see the entire family sitting there wearing matching SNUGGIES - that would scare the crap out of me, like I had walked into some creepy druid monastic ritual. When did blankets become such a cumbersome nuisance? You would think that there had been a rash of suicides related to blanket mishaps. The funniest thing is that they will probably sell a million of them.

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